T I 83

by Pizzasgood (spoofed from "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice)

Lyrics

Yo, PhD, Let's kick it!

T I 83, T I 83

All right halt, look at me and listen

Distance and displacement are different, is it clickin?

Displacement goes straight like a crow

But distance is curvy and squiggly

What's a vector? You mean you don't know

They need magnitude and a direction in which to go

Now don't challenge me; you won't succeed

My tremendous inertia will maintain my speed

Slip, slide, feel the friction

That stuff in the book is real, no fiction

Deadly, if the heat gets too high

Anything more than 98.6 and you could die

Love it or leave it, it's here to stay

Don't fall off your bike or your body will pay

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

Now that the class is jumping

With the variable plugged in, that calculator's pumpin'

Quick to the solution and the solution no faking

I'm roasting PCs like a kilo of bacon

Burning them if they aint strong and mean

I go crazy when I get a blue screen

Or illegal operations or if it goes slow

But I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Flying at 3.0

Times ten to the eighth so my hair can blow

The geeks I pass by, smug just 'cause they know Pi

Did I stop? No -- I just blew by

Kept on pursuing to the next route

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next part

That part was gone

Yo -- so I continued to a beach that was long

Some guy was dumb, testing Newton's theory

The recoil knocked him in the head; made him bleary

Jealous 'cause I'm not out of time

He had to guess, but I could use Pi.

Now get ready to drop the ball

And I'll find the acceleration when it falls

9.81, clear as a bell

No wonder it hurt when you fell

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my ship, readied the mast

Front to back, this boat is packed

Eastward winds giving me the thrust I lack

Some pirates on the scene, you know what I mean

But my cannonballs have more momentum; their ship begins to lean

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

Take heed, 'cause I'm a mathematical genius

I could solve math problems ever since I was a fetus

That sound is me writing all the answers I found

My good grades make a big mound on the ground

'Cause my mind's like a chemical spill

Making formulas that you can vision and feel

All things considered, this isn't a hard concept

At doing math and physics, I'm an adept

I like calculating quickly, like the slice of a ninja

Think like a computer so fast, other kids say, "man"

If my speed were tangible, I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to let loose

Unleash my perfection on the scale while I weigh some juice

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83, T I 83

All right halt, look at me and listen

Distance and displacement are different, is it clickin?

Displacement goes straight like a crow

But distance is curvy and squiggly

What's a vector? You mean you don't know

They need magnitude and a direction in which to go

Now don't challenge me; you won't succeed

My tremendous inertia will maintain my speed

Slip, slide, feel the friction

That stuff in the book is real, no fiction

Deadly, if the heat gets too high

Anything more than 98.6 and you could die

Love it or leave it, it's here to stay

Don't fall off your bike or your body will pay

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

Now that the class is jumping

With the variable plugged in, that calculator's pumpin'

Quick to the solution and the solution no faking

I'm roasting PCs like a kilo of bacon

Burning them if they aint strong and mean

I go crazy when I get a blue screen

Or illegal operations or if it goes slow

But I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo

Flying at 3.0

Times ten to the eighth so my hair can blow

The geeks I pass by, smug just 'cause they know Pi

Did I stop? No -- I just blew by

Kept on pursuing to the next route

I busted a left and I'm heading to the next part

That part was gone

Yo -- so I continued to a beach that was long

Some guy was dumb, testing Newton's theory

The recoil knocked him in the head; made him bleary

Jealous 'cause I'm not out of time

He had to guess, but I could use Pi.

Now get ready to drop the ball

And I'll find the acceleration when it falls

9.81, clear as a bell

No wonder it hurt when you fell

Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my ship, readied the mast

Front to back, this boat is packed

Eastward winds giving me the thrust I lack

Some pirates on the scene, you know what I mean

But my cannonballs have more momentum; their ship begins to lean

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

Take heed, 'cause I'm a mathematical genius

I could solve math problems ever since I was a fetus

That sound is me writing all the answers I found

My good grades make a big mound on the ground

'Cause my mind's like a chemical spill

Making formulas that you can vision and feel

All things considered, this isn't a hard concept

At doing math and physics, I'm an adept

I like calculating quickly, like the slice of a ninja

Think like a computer so fast, other kids say, "man"

If my speed were tangible, I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure when it's time to let loose

Unleash my perfection on the scale while I weigh some juice

If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it

Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus

T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus