T I 83
by Pizzasgood (spoofed from "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice)
Lyrics
Yo, PhD, Let's kick it!
T I 83, T I 83
All right halt, look at me and listen
Distance and displacement are different, is it clickin?
Displacement goes straight like a crow
But distance is curvy and squiggly
What's a vector? You mean you don't know
They need magnitude and a direction in which to go
Now don't challenge me; you won't succeed
My tremendous inertia will maintain my speed
Slip, slide, feel the friction
That stuff in the book is real, no fiction
Deadly, if the heat gets too high
Anything more than 98.6 and you could die
Love it or leave it, it's here to stay
Don't fall off your bike or your body will pay
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
Now that the class is jumping
With the variable plugged in, that calculator's pumpin'
Quick to the solution and the solution no faking
I'm roasting PCs like a kilo of bacon
Burning them if they aint strong and mean
I go crazy when I get a blue screen
Or illegal operations or if it goes slow
But I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Flying at 3.0
Times ten to the eighth so my hair can blow
The geeks I pass by, smug just 'cause they know Pi
Did I stop? No -- I just blew by
Kept on pursuing to the next route
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next part
That part was gone
Yo -- so I continued to a beach that was long
Some guy was dumb, testing Newton's theory
The recoil knocked him in the head; made him bleary
Jealous 'cause I'm not out of time
He had to guess, but I could use Pi.
Now get ready to drop the ball
And I'll find the acceleration when it falls
9.81, clear as a bell
No wonder it hurt when you fell
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my ship, readied the mast
Front to back, this boat is packed
Eastward winds giving me the thrust I lack
Some pirates on the scene, you know what I mean
But my cannonballs have more momentum; their ship begins to lean
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
Take heed, 'cause I'm a mathematical genius
I could solve math problems ever since I was a fetus
That sound is me writing all the answers I found
My good grades make a big mound on the ground
'Cause my mind's like a chemical spill
Making formulas that you can vision and feel
All things considered, this isn't a hard concept
At doing math and physics, I'm an adept
I like calculating quickly, like the slice of a ninja
Think like a computer so fast, other kids say, "man"
If my speed were tangible, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to let loose
Unleash my perfection on the scale while I weigh some juice
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83, T I 83
All right halt, look at me and listen
Distance and displacement are different, is it clickin?
Displacement goes straight like a crow
But distance is curvy and squiggly
What's a vector? You mean you don't know
They need magnitude and a direction in which to go
Now don't challenge me; you won't succeed
My tremendous inertia will maintain my speed
Slip, slide, feel the friction
That stuff in the book is real, no fiction
Deadly, if the heat gets too high
Anything more than 98.6 and you could die
Love it or leave it, it's here to stay
Don't fall off your bike or your body will pay
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
Now that the class is jumping
With the variable plugged in, that calculator's pumpin'
Quick to the solution and the solution no faking
I'm roasting PCs like a kilo of bacon
Burning them if they aint strong and mean
I go crazy when I get a blue screen
Or illegal operations or if it goes slow
But I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Flying at 3.0
Times ten to the eighth so my hair can blow
The geeks I pass by, smug just 'cause they know Pi
Did I stop? No -- I just blew by
Kept on pursuing to the next route
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next part
That part was gone
Yo -- so I continued to a beach that was long
Some guy was dumb, testing Newton's theory
The recoil knocked him in the head; made him bleary
Jealous 'cause I'm not out of time
He had to guess, but I could use Pi.
Now get ready to drop the ball
And I'll find the acceleration when it falls
9.81, clear as a bell
No wonder it hurt when you fell
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my ship, readied the mast
Front to back, this boat is packed
Eastward winds giving me the thrust I lack
Some pirates on the scene, you know what I mean
But my cannonballs have more momentum; their ship begins to lean
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
Take heed, 'cause I'm a mathematical genius
I could solve math problems ever since I was a fetus
That sound is me writing all the answers I found
My good grades make a big mound on the ground
'Cause my mind's like a chemical spill
Making formulas that you can vision and feel
All things considered, this isn't a hard concept
At doing math and physics, I'm an adept
I like calculating quickly, like the slice of a ninja
Think like a computer so fast, other kids say, "man"
If my speed were tangible, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to let loose
Unleash my perfection on the scale while I weigh some juice
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the graph while my '83 revolves it
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
T I 83 Plus, T I 83 Plus
