by Pizzasgood (spoofed from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot)

I like cheese cake and I cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
that when a waiter walks in with an itty bitty plate
under a big cheese cake
you get hungry
you want to eat it up
cuz you notice that cheese is fluffed
under the strawberries it's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby I wanna get some
and eat some
My doctor tried to warn me
But with that cheese you got
Me so hungry
So if you want to please me,
Just feed me
cuz that aint no average cream cheese

So waitress (yeah), waitress (yeah)
If you want a tip the size of a paycheck (yeah)
Then cook it up
Dish it out
Even Atkin's got to shout
Cake's got cheese