by Pizzasgood (spoofed from "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen)

Jim walks warily to the trailer
with his ear plugs screwed in tight.
The gas tank's full; the battery's charged;
the oil level is just right.

Are you ready?
Are you ready for this?
Are you sitting on your yellow seat?
Out of the trailer the John Deere leaps,
and it's ready to eat!

Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust
And another lawn's gone, and another lawn's gone
Another lawn bites the dust
Hey, I'm going to mow them all soon
Another lawn bites the dust

How do you think you're going to cut your grass
when you've just used the last of your gas?
Your blades are dull and your belt is shot;
a charged battery you have not.

Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the weeds?
Out of the trailer my John Deere leaps,
and it's ready to eat!

Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust
And another lawn's gone, and another lawn's gone
Another lawn bites the dust
Hey, I'm going to mow them all soon
Another lawn bites the dust

Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust

There are plenty of ways you can trim your lawn
and keep it from making you frown.
You can mow it; you can weed it;
you can buy a cow, and let it roam around.

But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you.
I've got my own yellow seat!
Out of the trailer my John Deere leaps,
and it's ready to eat!

Another lawn bites the dust
Another lawn bites the dust
And another lawn's gone, and another lawn's gone
Another lawn bites the dust
Hey, I'm going to mow them all soon
Another lawn bites the dust